Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Handsfree law
According to a proposed new law that would go into effect July 1, 2008 you will no longer be able to use a cell phone while driving unless you have a 'hands free' adapter. I went to Circuit City and they wanted $100 for one of those headsets for my mobile phone.
Having a friend in the cell phone business, I talked with him and was able to come up with an alternative, working through Office Depot.
These are supposed to be compatible with any mobile phone, and one size fits all. I paid him only 10 cents for one...he was able to get them for real cheap because he bought in bulk. I tried it with my cell, and they worked perfectly.
Having a friend in the cell phone business, I talked with him and was able to come up with an alternative, working through Office Depot.
These are supposed to be compatible with any mobile phone, and one size fits all. I paid him only 10 cents for one...he was able to get them for real cheap because he bought in bulk. I tried it with my cell, and they worked perfectly.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Monday, September 29, 2008
Friday, September 26, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Some say "baby torture" I say genius
Here's an interesting list: 20 Nightmarish Baby Products. My favorite? The baby mop:
"Inventors in Japan are fed up with babies constantly making messes and never cleaning up after themselves. Introducing the baby mop, this leverages the all natural cleaning power of drool to buff your floors to a high shine. Please note that extended wear on carpet may build a static charge equivalent to licking a car battery."
See the whole chilling list here.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Why Massachusetts is great
Some real laws in Massachusetts
In Massachusetts, it is illegal to sing only a portion of 'The Star Spangled Banner' in public. So make sure you're committed to finishing the song once you start it. Note: it's also illegal to dance to it.
it is illegal to dance on Sunday - unless, of course, you are folk dancing or square dancing.
Did you know... in Massachusetts it is illegal to sell rabbits, ducks, or chickens that have been dyed a different color.
Keep your mule at home, unless you work on the first floor. It is illegal to keep a mule on the second story of a Boston building (unless there is more than one exit).
While you're at the Common, make sure you don't walk, stand or sit on the grass without a proclamation from the mayor. Also no lying or sleeping on the benches without Mr. Mayor's approval.
In Boston, it's illegal to play ball in the street.
Hold your horses! It is illegal to drive a horse-drawn carriage through snow or ice with fewer than three bells attached.
Practicing your shot on a target that looks like your ex may help with stress relief, but watch out for the cops. It's against the law for shooting ranges to set up targets that resemble human beings.
The Cold War is over, but it's still against the law in Massachusetts to be affiliated with the Communist Party.
Freedom of speech aside, Massachusetts General Law makes it illegal to reproach Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost.
In Massachusetts, it is illegal to sing only a portion of 'The Star Spangled Banner' in public. So make sure you're committed to finishing the song once you start it. Note: it's also illegal to dance to it.
it is illegal to dance on Sunday - unless, of course, you are folk dancing or square dancing.
Did you know... in Massachusetts it is illegal to sell rabbits, ducks, or chickens that have been dyed a different color.
Keep your mule at home, unless you work on the first floor. It is illegal to keep a mule on the second story of a Boston building (unless there is more than one exit).
While you're at the Common, make sure you don't walk, stand or sit on the grass without a proclamation from the mayor. Also no lying or sleeping on the benches without Mr. Mayor's approval.
In Boston, it's illegal to play ball in the street.
Hold your horses! It is illegal to drive a horse-drawn carriage through snow or ice with fewer than three bells attached.
Practicing your shot on a target that looks like your ex may help with stress relief, but watch out for the cops. It's against the law for shooting ranges to set up targets that resemble human beings.
The Cold War is over, but it's still against the law in Massachusetts to be affiliated with the Communist Party.
Freedom of speech aside, Massachusetts General Law makes it illegal to reproach Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost.
Friday, July 18, 2008
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